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Lindsay Lohan wants nothing to do with her new half-sister Ashley Horn

Lindsay Lohan wants nothing to do with her new half-sister Ashley Horn
November 19, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan and Ashley Horn

I’m not sure if you heard this, but last week, Lindsay Lohan found out that she had a half-sister named Ashley Horn after Father of the Year Michael Lohan took a paternity test on a daytime talk show because that’s how he rolls. You would figure that having a blood relative who is at this point more-or-less sane and stable would be a good thing for LiLo, except it turns out she’s adamant about no wanting anything to do with the only non-crackhead Lohan. Via TMZ

TMZ broke the story … Michael took a DNA test on national TV to determine whether he fathered Ashley Horn back in 1995 with a former mistress — and the results came back positive. We’re told Lindsay has been aware of the paternity dispute for a while — since it’s been going back and forth for years — but did not know her father had taken a DNA test until we broke the story. Lindsay has not communicated with Michael since he leaked the recorded phone call during her fight with Dina last month — and no longer wants anything involving him in her life, love children included. Lindsay says she’s doing much better now without her father’s drama — and she wants to keep it that way.

So let me get this straight:

Dina Lohan: Insane, enabling mother that Lindsay frenched, got into a drunken brawl with, and had her Carvel card rebuked for misuse. BFF.

Ashley Horn: No signs of insanity or extortionate practices, a victim of circumstance. CANNOT BE TRUSTED.

No, this makes sense.

Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan and Ashley Horn