Lindsay Lohan wants nothing to do with her new half-sister Ashley Horn

I’m not sure if you heard this, but last week, Lindsay Lohan found out that she had a half-sister named Ashley Horn after Father of the Year Michael Lohan took a paternity test on a daytime talk show because that’s how he rolls. You would figure that having a blood relative who is at this point more-or-less sane and stable would be a good thing for LiLo, except it turns out she’s adamant about no wanting anything to do with the only non-crackhead Lohan. Via TMZ

TMZ broke the story … Michael took a DNA test on national TV to determine whether he fathered Ashley Horn back in 1995 with a former mistress — and the results came back positive. We’re told Lindsay has been aware of the paternity dispute for a while — since it’s been going back and forth for years — but did not know her father had taken a DNA test until we broke the story. Lindsay has not communicated with Michael since he leaked the recorded phone call during her fight with Dina last month — and no longer wants anything involving him in her life, love children included. Lindsay says she’s doing much better now without her father’s drama — and she wants to keep it that way.

So let me get this straight:

Dina Lohan: Insane, enabling mother that Lindsay frenched, got into a drunken brawl with, and had her Carvel card rebuked for misuse. BFF.

Ashley Horn: No signs of insanity or extortionate practices, a victim of circumstance. CANNOT BE TRUSTED.

No, this makes sense.

Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan and Ashley Horn

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