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Lindsay Lohan vows to stay clear of courtrooms

Lindsay Lohan vows to stay clear of courtrooms
March 29, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
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Now that Lindsay Lohan has more or less cleared her probation and is working (sorta) to try and rehabilitate her image, Lindsay is vowing that she will never see another judge as long as she lives. Which I’m going to assume means she’ll probably be seeing one by the end of the year. TMZ reports:

Lindsay was on break at the L.A. County morgue Wednesday — where she officially completed her community service obligation — when she vowed to stay clear of all courtrooms for the rest of her life. As for her big post-probation celebration tonight — Lindsay said she plans to grab dinner with her sister, and that’s about it. Lindsay also says she doesn’t plan to see her intrepid lawyer Shawn Holley very often after today’s hearing — but adds, Shawn “is still a good person in my life. She’s been there for me.”

Does Lindsay realize she lives in L.A.? As in, the odds of someone trying to take her to court or her getting sued or any of the other scenarios wherein she must see a judge are pretty much 1:1? Unless of course she’s playing with the wording of this whole ‘never see a judge again’ and has vowed to simply walk around wearing a blindfold at all times. “I sure showed you all!” she will say as she walks into court, tapping her cane on the ground.

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