As my drunk Aunt used to say, there are two types of wine: the kind for drinkin’ and the kind for throwin’. Considering she used both very often, it really didn’t comes as a surprise that my Uncle divorced her (which is kind of sad because she gave the best Xmas presents, nothing says “deck the halls!” like giving a nine-year-old a bottle of Everclear). Anyway, point is Lindsay Lohan partook in a little of both last night when she threw a drink at photographer Jasper Rischen after he took her picture at a V magazine party (for NY Fashion Week), and then someone in her group ended up leaving in an ambulance. So, you know, a totally typical Wednesday night for La Lohan.
@womensweardaily: Lindsay Lohan just threw a full drink at a boy at V magazine party who dared to snap her pic. #NYFW
@JasperRischen: Wow. Lindsay Lohan is as trashy as they always say. She threw drinks and glasses to me as we tried to take a shot for @vmagazine. C.u.n.t.
@Styleite: And now people are bleeding at the @vmagazine party. Not sure what’s going on, but it’s at Lindsay Lohan’s table.
@Styleite: FDNY outside @vmagazine. Poor girl taken out in an ambulance. Jerk photogs trying to take her pic. The party, needless to say, is over.
Well, congratulations to LiLo, on becoming “that girl”. Again. You know, the one who gets completely shitfaced and starts a huge fight that pretty much kills the buzz and ends the party prematurely? Yup, you’re that girl now bitch! Hell, I never thought you could stoop lower than “the party girl” cliche, but it turns out, you can: by becoming “the party killer” girl. Where you douche tiara with pride Lindsay. You’ve burned pretty much every possible bridge at this point. #seriously