Lindsay Lohan: The cops are out to get me!

Everyone knows that one person who continually gets themselves into total sh*t and refuses to take any responsibility for themselves, instead blaming others who are “out to get them.” Basically, it’s easier to wallow in unfounded paranoia than it is to be mature about your mistakes. So of course, here’s Lindsay Lohan, claiming that the police are out to get her, because she’s Liz Taylor reincarnated and they’re just jelly because she’s going to win an Emmy. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is telling friends … cops are on such a vendetta to bring her down. And get this … Lindsay still claims she wasn’t driving at the time her Porsche slammed into a truck last June on the Pacific Coast Highway. TMZ broke the story … authorities beg to differ and will prosecute her for lying to cops. Lindsay claimed she was a passenger, but witnesses say she was behind the wheel. Lindsay is saying she’s “terrified” of going back to jail, especially because Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear she would violate her probation if she breaks the law again.

Well, technically the police are out to get her, in that she broke the law and they’re trying to make her culpable for her actions. To be fair, it’s not like Lindsay could have just NOT lied to police – oh wait, that’s exactly what she could have done. But it’s not like Lindsay couldn’t NOT drive to where she needed to – Oh, wait, Lindsay was told under contract to not drive anywhere, and had a chauffeured limousine to take her wherever she needed. Huh … well, it’s not Lindsay … ummm … she’s so pretty! And famous! She can’t go to jail!

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