Lindsay Lohan: Accused of stealing Elizabeth Taylor’s bracelet!

Lindsay Lohan

Already today, we’ve reported on Lindsay Lohan allegedly conning Bravo out of $250,000 in furniture before throwing it all in a storage locker so that they couldn’t ever repossess it. Normally, that would be our one “LiLo accused of stealing stuff” post, but no! No it isn’t! So here’s RadarOnline reporting that Lindsay was accused by Elizabeth Taylor‘s former nurse of stealing one of the late actress’ bracelets because LINDSAY LOHAN.

“Lindsay became very good friends with Elizabeth Taylor’s longtime nurse while shooting Liz & Dick,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “Elizabeth had given the nurse an expensive bracelet that was very meaningful to her and the nurse absolutely cherished it. Lindsay immediately fell in love with the bracelet the minute she saw it and was very vocal about how much she admired it. A short time later, the bracelet disappeared from the nurse’s house … on the very same day Lindsay had been to visit.

“The nurse initially gave Lindsay the benefit of the doubt, thinking that she had just accidentally forgotten to take the bracelet off after trying it on. However, that theory was soon shot down after she called Lindsay and she swore she did not take the bracelet and categorically denied having it in her possession. The nurse knew that was a blatant lie as the bracelet disappeared after Lindsay was at the house and she knew that it had to have been Lindsay who took it. In the end, it took over a week to get the bracelet back from Lindsay and it was only returned after the nurse threatened to call the cops. One of Lindsay’s people eventually returned the bracelet to the nurse, who was extremely upset about what had transpired,” the source says. During the time the nurse was battling to get her bracelet back, the source says Lindsay sent her a text message that read: “Elizabeth would be very upset with how you are behaving.”

Oh this bitch. Anyway, does anyone else feel like this worked out the exact same way as when Lindsay allegedly stole a necklace from an L.A. boutique? Because I feel like we should have learned from that experience. This is what the 80’s would call a “teachable moment.”

Dumb Kid: Hi Lindsay Lohan, want to see all my mommy’s jewelery?
Lindsay: What do you mean “your mommy’s?”
G.I. Joe: Remember kids, if you leave expensive things lying around, Lindsay Lohan will take them as her own and then shame you for it. Also, brush your teeth and don’t trust COBRA.
Dumb Kid: And now I know!
G.I. Joe: And knowing is half the battle! G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!
Lindsay: *Pukes four quarts of gin and passes out in the puddle.*

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