Last time Lindsay Lohan tried to hook her crack talons into English hottie Max George, she ended up getting messy drunk and punching a psychic in the face. I know, I’m amazed he could resist her feminine wiles too. Well, it looks like Lindsay isn’t about to give up, as TMZ reports that Lindsay managed to get herself back stage at his band The Wanted‘s concert, and if this story doesn’t end with LiLo round-house kicking a telekinetic woman through the head, I will drop a D.
Lindsay Lohan is still hot on the trail of Max George — following him … like a common groupie … from NYC to Philadelphia last night, and even popped up backstage at a ‘Wanted’ gig. Lindsay somehow scored a VIP pass to the Jingle Ball — where The Wanted performed — and was seen signing autographs for fans. Of course, the last time LiLo tried cozying up to Max … she got sloppy drunk, rejected by the boy-bander, and ended up in handcuffs after fighting with a woman inside of an NYC nightclub. No word if Lindsay actually got to spend time with her man-crush this time around.
Really? You’re not sure if Max George thought it would be a good idea to take home the crazy nutjob who punched a fortune teller for talking to him? Let me break down what probably happened:
Lindsay: Hi, remember me? I turned a random lady’s face into a meat bowl the other night. Wanna go out sometime?
Max: I’d love to, but it appears I’m on fire.
Lindsay: What? No you’re-
Max: *Douses self in kerosene and lights himself on fire*
Lindsay: Soooooo … you doing anything tomorrow?
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