Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t paid Shawn Holley

Lindsay Lohan and Shawn Holley

So remember how Lindsay Lohan swore up and down that paying lawyer Shawn Holley the $300,000+ she owed her was on the top of her to-do list? Yeah, she hasn’t paid her a dime so far. I know, I can hardly believe it either. RadarOnline reports …

“Lindsay hasn’t paid Shawn Holley one dime of her outstanding huge legal bill. Lindsay figures since Shawn refused to take her back as a client, it just isn’t a priority for the troubled starlet. Lindsay is in denial about her financial situation. She owes at least $200k in state and federal taxes and doesn’t have an income coming in right now. Who knows if Lindsay will ever pay Shawn,” a source told RadarOnline exclusively. “Lohan should sell her designer handbags and clothes to start paying off Shawn Holley. Lindsay has at least ten Hermes Birkin handbags, which sell for at least $15k, and dozens of Chanel, Fendi, Gucci, and Balenciaga handbags. It would be a step in the right direction for her to take,” the insider tells us.

Well, if Lindsay had any plans of actually paying Shawn sometime within this millenium, she kinda blew them when she told Charlie Sheen to zip it, aka the only person still willing to give her money. Speaking of Lindsay pissing off the only people who have her back and ending up totally screwed for it, Lindsay’s former assistant is now reportedly the star witness against her, after he refused to take the fall for her crappy driving.

“Gavin was formally subpoenaed by prosecutors last month. He was the passenger in the Porsche Lindsay was driving when the car accident happened last summer,” a source close to the former assistant tells us. “Gavin has been cooperating with prosecutors and will testify that Lindsay was driving the car that day. He will tell the truth, because he has nothing to hide. He has been extremely concerned for her health and well-being,” the source says.

As some of you might remember, Gavin was the assistant Lindsay had kicked out of her car after she was arrested last year, which really just goes to show: Never piss off the person who has your alibi. Seriously, worst thing you could possibly do.

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