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Lindsay Lohan still doesn’t get it!

Lindsay Lohan still doesn’t get it!
October 17, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Lindsay Lohan

So last week, Lindsay Lohan decided to put her best messy foot forward … showing off her rotten teeth and dirty hands, getting fired from her community service, and then blaming it on the volunteers who were so mean to her, oh lets all cry her a river, shall we? Anyway, Lindsay took to Twitter to tell everyone to stop punishing her and to just let her get on with her life of fucking her way to the middle and generally acting like a self-entitled twat.

I am not to be made an example of anymore. I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day, to the court as well as myself. If I travel, its for work and its been approved. As is anything I do when I leave the state. I’d appreciate it if people will just let me do what is asked of me, so that I can get my life back. Please ignore the reports which have no truth to them. Thank you

Let’s see here … delusional statement from a famous person asking the media to ignore the fact that they’re drunken assholes? Yeah, let’s run this through the patented PopBytes Bullshit-to-Actual-Human-Speech-Translator and see what comes out.

Please stop reporting on how I act like an irresponsible child. I am working hard to sleep with rich, powerful people so that they’ll put me up in nice hotels and in their photoshoots. If I travel, it’s so that I can go get paid to do nothing. I’d appreciate if people will just let me do whatever I want. Please ignore the reports which have truth to them. Thank you

Lindsay Lohan