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Lindsay Lohan skipped another deposition!

Lindsay Lohan skipped another deposition!
April 9, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Lindsay Lohan

If there’s one thing that you can always count on with Lindsay Lohan, it’s that she’ll always find a way to not only do the exact opposite of what she’s supposed to, but she’ll find a way to make it blow up in the most spectacularly awful way she can think of. So of course, despite the fact that Lindsay was scheduled for a deposition in Los Angeles, she was off in New York because sushi is delicious. Did we really expect anything less of her? No, no we didn’t. TMZ reports …

It’s finally clear why Lindsay Lohan blew off her deposition in L.A. yesterday … she REALLY wanted sushi. Lohan was spotted in New York last night … walking into Lure Fishbar on Mercer Street … famous for its fresh, raw fish selection. We broke the story … hours before her fish dinner, LiLo no-showed for the scheduled depo on the other side of the country … in a lawsuit filed by a paparazzo who claims Lindsay’s assistant hit him with her car and put him in the hospital.

All right, that sounds pretty bad, but let’s just recognize all the things LiLo DIDN’T do while she was supposed to be in deposition over an alleged hit and run:

  • She didn’t tweet about how much fun eating sushi was instead of going to her deposition.
  • She didn’t hit someone with her car and drive off laughing.
  • She didn’t destroy the world by turning it into carmaggedon.

All in all, she did a lot better than any of us could have hoped for.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.