Lindsay’s probably going to jail!

Lindsay’s probably going to jail!
March 4, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Lindsay Lohan

Hey everyone, remember Lindsay Lohan? Remember when she used to be relevant until everyone started freaking the shit out because a violent drug-addict said “TIGER BLOOD!” on TV or some shit like that? Anyway, if you’ll remember she was offered a plea deal that included jail time, and by the looks of it she might even take it.

Sources connected to the case tell TMZ … Shawn Holley has been speaking with Danette Meyers about copping a plea in Lindsay’s felony grand theft case — the whole necklace thing — but Meyers won’t budge on six months in jail. So … we’ve learned Holley and Meyers will go to court next week and meet with Judge Keith Schwartz in his chambers.  We’re told Holley will ask the judge what sentence he’d hand down if Lindsay pleads guilty or no contest. Sources familiar with the case and Judge Schwartz believe His Honor would probably go for a three-month sentence. SOURCE

But of course, this is Lindsay we’re talking about, which means the whole thing should go like this:

Lindsay: So what would happen if I plead guilty?
Judge: You’d go to jail.
Lindsay: I see … and what would happen if I reminded you I’m Lindsay Lohan?
Judge: Here’s a gift certificate to Dairy Queen and a puppy. Get yourself some ice cream.
Lindsay: YAY!

Lindsay Lohan