… HA! I’m just fucking with ya! Lindsay Lohan? In jail? HAW! Anyway, Lindsay was in court today (naturally, dressed like a hooooooooer) where the judge told her that she would be thrown in jail for six months if she pleads, and then ordered a psychological evaluation for shits and giggles. Hey, why not?
Judge Keith Schwartz told the famous defendant bluntly, “I don’t care that you’re Lindsay Lohan.” Judge Schwartz did not say how much jail time Lindsay would do if she cops a plea. And, Judge Schwartz wants a psychological evaluation that will help him understand what makes Lindsay tick and what particular sentence is appropriate. The judge explained … if Lindsay pleads guilty or no contest, it will be an automatic admission she violated her probation. SOURCE
So basically, if Lindsay pleads anything other than not guilty, she’s getting punted right into the can, which is … you know, bad. Really bad. And if she’s found guilty, which at this point, let’s face it, she totally is, she’s also getting thrown in the slammer. This is what is known as a rock and a hard place, or as Lindsay calls it, “Wednesday”.
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