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How is ‘Scary Movie 5’ going for Lindsay Lohan?

How is ‘Scary Movie 5’ going for Lindsay Lohan?
September 13, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
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Ever since Lindsay Lohan‘s latest comeback, she’s managed to ram her car into a truck instead of taking a limo as was stipulated in her contract, made the crew of The Canyons strip for her before she did a nude scene, tried to score a free European vacation out of Liz & Dick, then tried to pass off a $50,000 Chateau Marmont tab onto them. So guess how things are going on the set of Scary Movie 5? I’ll give you a hint: Charlie Sheen, the guy who imploded into a neutron star of cocaine and whores, is worried about her behavior. Page Six reports:

We’re told the troubled starlet “freaked out” after seeing the script was poking fun at her. At the 11th hour, Lohan did report for work, however only after she was threatened with a lawsuit by a Hollywood legal eagle and a private jet was sent to pick her up, sources tell Page Six.

“Lindsay missed every meeting she had for the film, including script reads and wardrobe meetings,” said a Hollywood insider. “Then she missed her flight to Atlanta on Sunday to shoot the movie. The producers had been getting signs Friday that she was a mess, and would not be fit to work.”

Yet another source tells us that Lohan last weekend began saying she couldn’t do the film because she had “walking pneumonia,” and went to a hospital Sunday to get her lungs checked. “She is under contract — so to get out of it, she had to prove that she was sick,” said a source. “She tried to prove she has walking pneumonia.”

Another summed up, “She’s been locked up in her room at the Bowery Hotel. She’s been in a tailspin. Even Charlie Sheen worried she might not be able to do the scene.”

Wait, Lindsay signed on to play herself in a parody movie, and she’s surprised that they’re making fun of her? She’s kidding, right? That would be like signing onto a horror movie to play “Dumb Blonde #1” and then being surprised when your character ends up with a knife in her. This is why you read the script first before signing anything. Although to be fair, if you saw I Know Who Killed Me, you’ve probably figured out that LiLo never actually reads the scripts.

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