Lindsay Lohan might be in ‘Scary Movie 5′

Ever since Lindsay Lohan was cast in Liz & Dick for the sake of publicity, she’s rewarded the cast and crew by turning into a car-smashing, comatose diva, so of course the producers of Scary Movie 5 are talking about casting her in the movie because … no, seriously, how? Not a single part of the above statement makes any sense. That would be like saying that five plus clowns equals sandwich. This is some sort of backwards witchcraft madness. E! Online reports:

Despite reports that the controversial starlet is close to snagging a role in Scary Movie 5, sources tell E! News no offer has even been made. In fact, one source said, Lohan has had just one meeting with Dimension Films’ head honcho Bob Weinstein. “They had a great meeting and they’re going to continue talking,” the source said. “But there’s no part for her right now and there’s no part being written for her yet.” Both sides, multiple sources confirm, are interested in working together.

So basically, Bob is vaguely interested in working with Lindsay, but there’s no possible way to actually work her into the movie other than awkwardly shoe-horning in a cameo? LiLo is back haters!

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