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Lindsay Lohan is hosting SNL on March 3rd

Lindsay Lohan is hosting SNL on March 3rd
February 20, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Lindsay Lohan - Saturday Night Live

So if you missed this week’s episode of Saturday Night Live, go watch it right now on Hulu or something because it was probably one of the best episodes in a while. I’m still walking around dreamily cooing. “No, brother West; it was an act of whimsy.” Killer shit. Anyway, apparently Lorne Michaels wanted to just tank all the good will he built up with Maya Rudolph by having Lindsay Lohan host the show on March 3rd (Jack White is the musical guest). Which is weird, because usually when they have a host in, it’s because the host has a project they want to plug, and unless Lindsay wants to plug her next lawsuit, I’m not sure what she has going for her right now. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ she has always felt the SNL executive producer has been very fatherly towards her throughout the years. We’re told LiLo has always enjoyed doing the show, but was waiting for the right time to do it again. So now that her community service is coming to an end, our sources say Lindsay called up Lorne and asked him to consider her for the show again. We’re told they had multiple conversations and eventually settled on a date … March 3.

Mind you, Lindsay has a pretty limited range as it is, and God knows it’s gotten even more limited thanks to the damage that all her “not-drugs” and “moon stones” have done to her body, so honestly I’m really not sure who exactly she could play, other than herself. Or prostitutes. Actually, I guess she could also play her mother Dina Lohan, since they now look like the exact same person now. Remember kids! The fastest way to look like an exhausted, run-down 50-year-old woman is to party as hard as you can and never take any responsibility for your actions.

Lindsay Lohan - Saturday Night Live