LiLo’s Punchgate: Racism! Psychics! Betrayal!

Lindsay Lohan

As it’s been a full 24 hours since the story of Lindsay Lohan Punchgate (yes, we think this is deserving of its own gate title, ESCANDALO!) it’s time for another batch of weird little rumor nuggets that are floating around right now. First up, not only is the girl that Lindsay punched a psychic — who apparently couldn’t see getting punched by Lindsay coming, so honestly, how good of a psychic could she be? — but it turns out Lindsay may or may not have lobbed a racial slur at her. TMZ reports that this is a thing that is happening:

TMZ spoke with Tiffany Mitchell — a well-known psychic who was at the club Avenue with a friend Wednesday night when Lohan walked in. Tiffany tells us … she had a premonition about Lohan and approached her inside the club to offer her a free reading … but Lohan turned her down saying, “Give me my space.” As she walked away, Tiffany’s friend says she heard Lohan call her a “f**king Gypsy” … and it set her off.

We’re told the friend went ballistic — unloading a bunch of insults back at Lohan … calling her a “whore” and telling her Liz & Dick sucked.” At that point, Lohan lost her cool and socked the psychic in the eye … and all hell broke loose inside the club. Lohan was eventually arrested for assault. Tiffany’s husband tells TMZ, “We are not Gypsies. That has nothing to do with our religion … it was a racist comment.”

Yes, because if there’s one excuse guaranteed to hold up in a court of law, it’s “MY PSYCHIC POWERS FAILED ME!” Seriously, if these are the kind of people who go out clubbing in New York City, I’m amazed people don’t bolt their doors shut after 6 PM and stand guard with a crucifix and a bottle of holy water. And now, to lead you out, here’s a video of Lindsay kicking her assistant out of her car yesterday after he bailed her out of jail. Most people would say “Thank you,” or something like that, although I guess the greatest gift you can give someone is the chance to not ride in a car with LiLo.

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