Lindsay Lohan might be getting herself a plea deal

Lindsay Lohan

Let’s recap the case against Lindsay Lohan here, shall we? Last summer, Lindsay was involved in a Porsche crash, and told the police that she wasn’t driving. Now, according to the case against her, Lindsay actually was driving, as evidenced by her assistant’s testimony, and there were allegedly empty bottles on the scene. And now, a new piece in the case is claiming that Lindsay smelled of booze after the crash, so of course, Lindsay has been offered the easiest plea bargain ever. Via TMZ

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … a bottle of alcohol was found next to Lindsay’s Porsche, and we’re told her breath smelled of alcohol. For some reason, cops did not perform a field sobriety test at the scene of the crash. Sources tell us … the Santa Monica City Attorney is prepared to offer Lindsay 60 days in a residential rehab facility in her lying-to-cops case — where she said she wasn’t driving the Porsche. That’s four months less than the original offer. In addition, we’re told the City Attorney wants Lindsay to attend another set of AA meetings. And he wants her to do community service. We’re told the prosecutor will let her do the community service in New York City, but — unlike Chris Brown — it must be closely monitored.

So basically, they now have even more evidence against her, but just for sh!ts and giggles, they’re going to put her in rehab because that worked so well the first time. Also, did anyone else kinda figure that LiLo just always smells like booze?

Prosecutor: Ms. Lohan, did you or did you not smell like booze on the scene of the crime.
Lindsay: I did, yes.
Prosecutor: According to this blood test, your BAC was … wait, it says your blood type is “Franzia”?
Lindsay: Yup. Hey, is it just me or is it hot in here?
Prosecutor: Ms. Lohan, are—are you sweating gin?
Lindsay: Vermouth actually.

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