As we all know, Lindsay Lohan is the most famous and talented celebrity in the world. Everyone in the world knows her name, everyone loves her and wants to be her best friend and have sleep over parties, and anyone who says otherwise is just jealous of how talented she is and how fresh and young she looks. Anyway, Lindsay finally addressed all those mean, nasty rumors about how she allegedly went to someone’s house, and the next morning the owner’s jewelry went missing, and Lindsay reportedly let the two burglars in and blah blah blah. She’s LiLo! Could someone so pretty that she became Liz Taylor steal jewelry?
All of this negative press is BS…. Whenever I'm doing great, people fabricate lies. It's such a shame. I'm just sayin' xo
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) August 22, 2012
All right, in all seriousness, this bitch knows that if she actually behaved herself, we wouldn’t keep reporting on her, right? Like, if she started taking responsibility for her actions, drives like a normal person, put her nose to the grindstone and worked without going on an ego trip, we wouldn’t say a single word about her. But she acts like a complete moron and blames it on everyone else, so yes, we call her out on it. Bitch, don’t blame us because you can’t be bothered to act an adult.