Lindsay Lohan’s entire Playboy spread has leaked!

After a certain someone (*cough* Dina Lohan *cough*) leaked the cover of Lindsay Lohan‘s new Playboy issue onto the web, Playboy is now freaking out over the fact that HOLY CRAP! People can see Lindsay naked on the internet! Which you totally couldn’t do before by Googling, oh say, “Lindsay Lohan naked”. But in all fairness, she was naked and dressed like Marilyn Monroe, which was totally unique to her Playboy shoo- Oh wait. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s highly classified Playboy photo shoot leaked to the Internet this morning — one week before the issues was set to hit newsstands — and TMZ has learned Playboy honchos are “freaking out.” First off — the pics aren’t bad .. it’s a Marilyn Monroe thing … and it works. Playboy sources tell us … there are fears the leak could significantly damage sales of the magazine … which is expected to be the best seller of the year.

So basically, Playboy is worried that people might see Lindsay Lohan naked … early? Oh come on, we already saw her vagina at the Venice Film Festival. Over five years ago. And hell, I could barely care about it back then, and that was back when she still had something vaguely resembling a career. I mean hell, has anyone else noticed that for her cover, she’s sitting in the same chair that Marge Simpson got for her cover? That’s right: LiLo is now surviving off of the sloppy seconds of cartoon characters.

CLICK HERE TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN’S ENTIRE PLAYBOY MAGAZINE SPREAD (NSFW)

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