Surprise! Lindsay Lohan owes even more taxes!

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

Hey, so remember how Lindsay Lohan got hit by the IRS for $230,000 worth of unpaid taxes? Well, turns out she f*cked up her taxes for a banner third year in a row, and now we can add another $56,000 onto Lindsay Lohan’s debt. Seriously, I could let my dog do my taxes for me, and I’d be less screwed than Lindsay is right now. Oh yes, the good times keep on rolling for LiLo. From TMZ

This time, it’s the State of California that’s trying to collect … claiming LiLo owes $56,717.90 for unpaid income tax for 2011.

In case you’re keeping score … the IRS was all over Lindsay’s ass for unpaid federal taxes for 2009 ($93,701.57) and 2010 ($140,203.30).

Lohan was able to clear her 2009 debt thanks to a $100k check from her old pal Charlie Sheen … but it seems like she’s on her own for 2010 and 2011. We reached out to Lohan’s camp for comment — so far, no word back.

Is anyone actually surprised by this? Paper shredders are better with money than Lindsay Lohan. I don’t even want to think about how Lindsay actually does her taxes.

Lindsay: As my accountant, I need you to double check my taxes to make sure everything’s okay.
Accountant: Ms. Lohan, this is just a crayon drawing of a penis ejaculating jewelry.
Lindsay: Ginny the Magic Talking Gin Bottle said this is how normal people do their taxes. Right Ginny?
Ginny: The IRS is just jealous because they were never Liz Taylor.
Lindsay: Ha ha! You’re so right Ginny!

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