Oh, Lindsay Lohan, you lovable scamp you … you managed to dodge an assault case, you’re pretty much off the hook for grand theft now that everyone’s realized that the jewelery store you allegedly stole from is apparently run by gigantic famewhores, and just when we think you’re finally free, you go and get photographed falling down drunk on the sidewalk despite the fact that you’re on probation and you’re not legally allowed to drink. All right, let’s hear your excuse this time, sweetie …
LiLo is on the defensive after being photographed going down hard outside the Motor City Bar on Wednesday — because some people had the audacity to think Lindsay Lohan falling down outside a bar may mean she fell off the wagon. But that’s not the case … because Lohan tells TMZ, “I was with my brother, sister and friends. I was making a joke. They’re trying to make something out of nothing.” Lindsay adds, “Just because I’m out doesn’t mean I’m drinking.” SOURCE
So basically, Lindsay either got really drunk, or she’s just really dumb. Well, technically you could make the argument that if she was drunk, she was also really dumb, but let’s not get down to semantics here. Point is, she was either dumb enough to drink, or dumb enough to say to herself, “Hey, I’m walking out of a bar while on probation and there’s a photographer, like, ten feet away from me. Let’s pretend to be drunk! Weee!”