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Lindsay Lohan: Now available for weddings and bar mitzvahs!

UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan claims she doesn’t do weddings or bar mitzvahs … not yet anyways!

On one hand, this story is still not fully confirmed, but it’s amazingly weird so we’re going to run it. Since Lindsay Lohan‘s bank accounts are currently null and the poor girl is so broke that a moth and a puff of dust escape every time she opens her purse, girl needs a job. According to Page Six, a mailer has been sent out by 123Talent claiming to represent LiLo, and saying that she’s available for weddings and bar mitzvahs. Oh dear …

Page Six received an email pitch from 123Talent with the subject line “Book One of Hollywood’s Biggest Movie Stars Lindsay Lohan Now!” offering us the opportunity to request the presence of Lohan herself at whatever event or venue.

In bright pink lettering, the email reminds us that “Not only is Lindsay an Actress but she is also a Fashion Designer, Model and Recording Artist.” Perhaps adding “Jail Bait” didn’t have much of a ring to it.

The email, which also includes a hastily photoshopped composite of the star (see photo), goes on to list all of Lohan’s film and television stints — even ones we’d rather forget — from The Parent Trap to I Know Who Killed Me, from Life Size to Liz & Dick. We’ve reached out to Lohan’s rep and have not received an immediate response on the authenticity of the email.

Well, hesitant applause for Lohan for finally (possibly) getting a real-ish job. That being said, social situations where alcohol is flowing is not exactly where Lindsay shines, and I can’t imagine that throwing kids into the mix is really going to ameliorate things much better.

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