Lindsay Lohan never thanked Charlie Sheen for the $100,000!

So remember how Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 for no reason whatsoever? Well, guess what? Charlie is just shocked — SHOCKED I say! — that Lindsay never thanked him for giving her what amounts to someone’s annual salary. Because if there’s one thing delusional, irresponsible, whack-jobs are known for, it’s their manners. Entertainment Tonight reports …

“I’m still waiting for a text to say ‘thank you,’” laughed Sheen. “Anything, you know?” Nevertheless he wished “the best” for Lohan, explaining that she’s “a very good and decent young lady that is just going through a lot.” He added, “She just needs a little bit of time…People need to give her time to get her s**t together.”

Oh yeah, of course, she just needs to mature. I mean, Lindsay is what, twenty-six? Like anyone actually starts accepting personal responsibility at that age, am I right? But in all seriousness, Charlie just gave Lindsay enough money to pay off half her taxes or one year’s worth of rent, and you’re seriously telling me that she couldn’t even get her personal assistant to send him a thank you card? Oh who am I kidding, this is LiLo. Charlie should probably count himself lucky she didn’t plow through his front door with a bulldozer full of gin.

Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen

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