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Everyone’s getting a book deal!

Everyone’s getting a book deal!
March 17, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Lindsay Lohan

I’m not sure if everyone California just has no concept of what a book is actually supposed to do, or if they just flat-out hate trees with a passion that can be referred to as “religious”, but the owners of the jewelry store Lindsay Lohan allegedly robbed are now shopping around a book because HAHA! Fuck you, English majors!

A source close to Lindsay’s attorney, Shawn Holley, told RadarOnline.com that , “it’s absolutely stunning and shocking that they are trying to get a book deal. It’s truly appalling.” Martin told RadarOnline.com this about her conversation with the store’s rep: “He said he is the publicist for the jewelry store, and that they want to do a book about the Lindsay Lohan necklace story. “I told him, ‘I’m sorry, I don’t see it. This is a moment, not a book.’” SOURCE

Some would argue that this conclusively proves that Lindsay didn’t steal the necklace and that the store was basically just looking to score a bit of publicity by having a troubled actress thrown in jail, but let’s not get carried away here. One person’s rampant famewhoring doesn’t negate someone else’s stupidity, so really, it’s just a matter of which you hate more.

Lindsay Lohan