So by now you’ve probably heard about Lindsay Lohan stealing a $2,500 necklace (a story that, I swear to God, along with the Charlie Sheen whore-a-thon is single-handedly paying my rent). As it turns out, Lindsay is no stranger to taking random shit that belongs to her. As in, there are eight reported cases of Lindsay’s klepto-hands.
Remember how I said that Lindsay wasn’t malicious, just stupid? Okay, maybe I was wrong, because even a five-year-old knows that you can’t take something that isn’t yours. Unlike Lindsay, who stole over $500,000 worth of shit just because she was in Mean Girls. And that’s just the stuff we know about!