If anyone out there is hoping to pull off a successful, long-term relationship with Lindsay Lohan, the most important thing you can do is ensure that no one knows you’re dating her. Seriously, don’t let anyone know, because the first thing they’ll do is point out that you are dating Lindsay, and that you are insane. So of course, now that Lindsay is Max George‘s stage-five clinger, he brought her home to meet his folks, who I’m sure are thrilled their son is dating a washed up train wreck. Via TMZ …
Lindsay and Max have been (unofficially) seeing each other since that fateful night in November — when she allegedly punched a fortune teller at an NYC nightclub — but this week, they took their relationship to the next level. Lindsay’s been partying it up recently in London — as we reported — and sources close to the actress tell us, Max invited her out to his parents’ house in Manchester while she was in the area. Lindsay happily made the visit early this week — and we’re told Lindsay had a great time, hanging out with the whole George clan for an entire day … and she felt very at home.
No, I’m sure Lindsay felt very at home …
Lindsay: Wow, what a beautiful home you have!
Mama George: Why thank you!
Lindsay: I’ll take it.
Papa George: … what?
Lindsay: What are you people still doing in my house? GET OUT! Hmmmm … I wonder if Million Dollar Decorators will do this house for free too?
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