Lindsay Lohan made the crew strip!

In her career, Lindsay Lohan has made movies where she played twin strippers who showed her boobs, a maladjusted drug-addicted who banged Danny Trejo and showed her boobs, and posed for Playboy in front of her family, which also involved showing her boobs! See a common thread here? But now that Lindsay is probably going to win an Emmy for her dazzling portrayal of Liz Taylor (which also involved her showing her boobs) she can’t just go around showing her boobs willy nilly! Which is why she made everyone on the set of The Canyons strip down in front of her before she got into bed and had pretend sex with pornstar James Deen (the lucky bitch). TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan was EXTREMELY hesitant to shoot a steamy sex scene for her new movie The Canyons last week — but we’re told, she quickly changed her mind … after the crew fulfilled an extremely unusual request. Sources connected with production tell TMZ, the scene required Lindsay to go topless — but she was so uncomfortable with the idea of baring her bosom in front of the set’s 10-man crew, she asked them to strip down with her … to their boxers. The crew was hesitant at first — but according to sources, they eventually obliged, stripping down and shooting the entire scene in their skivvies … and it all went off without a hitch.

Ummmm … wait, does Lindsay know that the only reason people hire her is because she has awesome freckled boobs? Because she can’t actually act, and even if she could, she can barely make it to the set without running over a kindergarten class or getting arrested. Most people go to Starbucks and get a Frappuccino, Lindsay demolishes a rental.

Lindsay Lohan and James Deen

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