Despite the fact that she’s Lindsay Lohan and the people suing her are going out of their way to paint themselves as gigantic famewhores, which means she’ll see Tupac riding a unicorn before she sees the inside of a jail cell, Lindsay got herself a “Legal Consultant” to help make sure she stayed out of trouble, except whoops! He was about as useless as a pair of manboobs, so they fired his ass in the space of just a couple of days.
RadarOnline.com has learned that Keith Middlebrook is no longer helping Lindsay in her legal battle as she fights felony grand theft charges after allegedly stealing a necklace from a Venice Beach jewelers. “Keith has been helpful thus far but the team feels he isn’t able to follow through in the way we had hoped,” Nathan Folks, Lindsay’s close friend and the producer of her ‘come-back’ movie Escaping The Game told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “As for the legal matters, he talked to the right people but unfortunately he has been unable to follow through on his original plan.” SOURCE
Just to flesh things out here and help you realize just how big a loser this guy is, he got fired by Lindsay for basically being useless. Which is sort of like the pot calling the kettle black, then sending the kettle a book of swatches to help illustrate all the different shades of black there are. And then the pot fucked the kettle’s mom. YA BURNT, KETTLE.