Lindsay Lohan is trying to delay rehab

Lindsay Lohan

Hey, so you know how Lindsay Lohan convinced a judge to sentence her to lockdown rehab, which DOESN’T EVEN EXIST, before they eventually found the one rehab in NY that could conceivably contain her? Yeah, she’s trying to get out of even that now. Why? Because LILO. RadarOnline reports …

“The judge told Lindsay that she had to be enrolled in the rehab by May 2, but it’s possible that her defense attorney might try and say that she is ‘enrolled’ with her actual check-in date later than that day,” a source close to the situation said.

“She could say that she is scheduled to go to rehab at a future date and has everything arranged with a rehab place, but she might not physically be there on May 2.”

Lindsay, 26, notoriously has prolonged her punishment in the jewelry theft probation violation case, switching from her long-time attorney Shawn Holley to New York based lawyer Mark Heller, but ultimately agreed to the 90-day rehab treatment.

“Lindsay is now saying that she wants to go to rehab in California and she’s looking for a treatment center, and she thinks that this might help her buy some more time too,” the source said.

In case you’re wondering how that went down …

Judge: Hey Lindsay, just checking up to make sure you’re still going to that rehab we had to find when the first one you promised to go to didn’t exist.
Lindsay: Yeeeeeeah, about that … is it cool if I just, I don’t know, didn’t go?
Judge: But … you pinky-swore.
Lindsay: That was my coke-pinky. Everyone knows you can’t trust a promise made on a coke-pinky. That was your first mistake.

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