Lindsay Lohan is trying to delay rehab

Lindsay Lohan

Hey, so you know how Lindsay Lohan convinced a judge to sentence her to lockdown rehab, which DOESN’T EVEN EXIST, before they eventually found the one rehab in NY that could conceivably contain her? Yeah, she’s trying to get out of even that now. Why? Because LILO. RadarOnline reports …

“The judge told Lindsay that she had to be enrolled in the rehab by May 2, but it’s possible that her defense attorney might try and say that she is ‘enrolled’ with her actual check-in date later than that day,” a source close to the situation said.

“She could say that she is scheduled to go to rehab at a future date and has everything arranged with a rehab place, but she might not physically be there on May 2.”

Lindsay, 26, notoriously has prolonged her punishment in the jewelry theft probation violation case, switching from her long-time attorney Shawn Holley to New York based lawyer Mark Heller, but ultimately agreed to the 90-day rehab treatment.

“Lindsay is now saying that she wants to go to rehab in California and she’s looking for a treatment center, and she thinks that this might help her buy some more time too,” the source said.

In case you’re wondering how that went down …

Judge: Hey Lindsay, just checking up to make sure you’re still going to that rehab we had to find when the first one you promised to go to didn’t exist.
Lindsay: Yeeeeeeah, about that … is it cool if I just, I don’t know, didn’t go?
Judge: But … you pinky-swore.
Lindsay: That was my coke-pinky. Everyone knows you can’t trust a promise made on a coke-pinky. That was your first mistake.

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

Super Fresh Gossip From Around The Web!

Joan Rivers Joan Rivers told a CNN anchor to 'shut up' before walking out on her interview! PopSugar
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson got married in Santa Barbara on Saturday Celebitchy
Jimmy Kimmel learned Sia's "Chandelier" dance from Dance Mom star Maddie Ziegler! SOW
Cameron Diaz talks about her distaste for those suicidal maniacs called kids The Blemish
Behind closed doors Jennifer Lopez is a mess over her split from Casper Smart? ICYDK
So I guess Michelle Rodriguez and cutie Zac Efron are now a thing these days? Celebslam
Usher's "Good Kisser" gets the remix treatment from electronic duo Disclosure OMG Blog
Brit pop star Rita Ora was snapped while trying to describe her ideal man Hollywood Tuna
Don't miss out on these new David Beckham bodywear ads for his H&M collection! Oh La La
Lady Gaga tries to drag Madonna and her fans to save her own sinking reputation Evil Beet
Shocking News: Sherri Shepherd's super messy divorce just got even messier ... Dlisted