Lindsay Lohan is a reputable actress (which is why she’s unemployable)

Not gonna lie: I just conked out and woke up on the sofa, and like a shining ray of light, the first thing I saw was that Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull (the rapper, not the dog breed) because he made a reference to her constantly almost going to jail in one of his songs because, you know, she IS constantly almost going to jail. Thank God she doesn’t read this site, otherwise we’d be fucked.

Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit … “the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff.”

Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is “a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes. SOURCE

And by that, they actually meant that Lindsay Lohan just got passed up for a role in Channing Tatum‘s male stripper movie because the director didn’t want to deal with her. No, really.

We’re talking about Magic Mike, and sources tell us LiLo was thisclose to landing the part.

So why did director Steven Soderbergh pass up LiLo for the role?

“He didn’t want to deal with all that,” our source spills. “Nobody wanted to go there.” SOURCE

Hey Lindsay, want people to start taking you seriously as the reputable member of SAG that you think you are? Here’s a hint: START ACTING LIKE ONE. Honestly, it absolutely baffles me how anyone can possibly be this stupid. Seriously, Apple makes phones that can fit in your pocket and look up every fact you would ever need to know and gives it away for free with a phone contract, so at this point, there’s really no excuse for being a colossal fucking idiot.

Lindsay Lohan

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