Lindsay Lohan is staying in on New Year’s Eve?

Somehow, Lindsay Lohan is in London right now, and no, I don’t how or why she’s there either. Doesn’t she still owe taxes or something? I’m so confused right now … anyway, despite the fact that she’s on vacation, it’s New Year’s Eve, and she’s LiLo, but girlfriend is adamant that she’s not going to drink or party tonight. Well, I made a bunch of New Year’s resolutions I have no intention of fulfilling either. TMZ reports:

According to our sources, LiLo is hell-bent on starting the year off right — and making a good impression on the judge hearing her case — which means no parties, no clubs and definitely no drinking on the last night of 2012. It’s a far cry from her past NYE extravaganzas … where LiLo got her party on at shin-digs all over the world, including St. Barts and Italy. But this year, we’re told LiLo’s plans include a small, quiet dinner in London — where’s she’s visiting — and then it’s straight back to the hotel before the ball drops to chill with family and friends.

For the record, we’re not going out tonight either, although a big part of that involves the fact that both my boyfriend and I are sharing a cold right now, and also our dog is a very special kind of stupid that we can’t leave alone for too long without her trying to eat her bed. I wish I was joking about this, but I’m not. On the plus side, no hangovers! On the downside … well, actually there’s no real downside to this. It’s either stay home or go out and suffer through a night of drunk twinks screaming “DRAMA!” at each other. Auld Lang Syne, bitches.

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