Because Lindsay Lohan is clearly the Malcolm X of our time (Malcolm X was in the Parent Trap too, right?) Lindsay is getting her act together while she’s behind bars. And by “behind bars” I mean “relaxing in her beautiful beach house full of family and friends where she never has to take alcohol tests”. Anyway, the bitch is now literally filming commercials from her own home, because no one has or will learn anything from this experience whatsoever.
Lohan got in front of the camera for an Internet penny auction site called Beezid.com. A rep for the company tells us Lohan was originally offered $25k for the job … which the actress turned down … but the two eventually came to terms for an undisclosed amount. We’re also told Lindsay was also given a $10,000 credit to spend on the website. SOURCE
It’s official: There has literally been no punishment for LiLo for stealing a necklace and violating the parole she’s under for kidnapping a group of people in a car while on a cocaine-fueled bender. None. And yes, you could say that she has to perform community service, but if it weren’t court mandated at this point, she’d be forced to do it for the PR because pretending to care about people other than themselves is the only thing that makes famous people seem tolerable.