Lindsay Lohan isn’t slumming it with mom Dina

Lindsay Lohan

What? Lindsay Lohan is living with Dina Lohan in a foreclosed-upon house? HAHA! Oh you. Those reports are all wrong, because Lindsay has actually been living in a fancy loft in NYC’s Soho for only the most elegant people this whole time. And by “this whole time,” I mean “as soon as she found out people were talking about she was living with her mom.” Weird how that works. Via RadarOnline

“Lindsay was absolutely mortified and humiliated over the reports she was living back at home with Dina,” a source tells Radar. “She was thoroughly embarrassed that people knew how bad her finances are and exactly how broke she is. She immediately begged a friend to let her crash at their apartment in Soho. It’s only a matter of time though before Lindsay wears out her welcome, as inevitably always happens, because she is a total slob and smokes like a chimney. She is still trying to get her own place, but she’s totally broke, and has beyond horrible credit — right now, she probably couldn’t even get a library card. Lindsay’s bank accounts are still frozen by the IRS because she owes almost $300k in back taxes.”

A couple things here: First, Lindsay was “completely clueless” about the fact she owed her ex-lawyer Shawn Holley hundreds of thousands of dollars despite the fact everyone’s been talking about it for weeks, but the moment people say she’s living with Dina, she’s desperately trying to move out? Really? Really. Second, who would be dumb enough to let LiLo live in their place? For free? Seriously, their insurance policy better be airtight, because I’m sure most don’t cover Lohan-based damages.

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