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It was the adderall’s fault!

It was the adderall’s fault!
August 20, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Because Lindsay Lohan honestly can’t get enough “Get Out Of Jail Free” cards, doctors are coming forward saying that she actually ISN’T a bipolar drug addict and that she’s actually the victim of a ADHD misdiagnosis. Seriously. Either Lindsay is the luckiest person alive or she went down a goddamn wizard. Or both. You never know.

And, we’re told Lindsay was misdiagnosed in the past with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) — which is why she started taking Adderall. The UCLA docs say LiLo does not have ADHD.

And finally, as for having psychiatric problems — again the doctors say it’s just not the case. Morningside Recovery — the rehab facility Judge Revel initially chose for Lindsay — determined she was bipolar, but the docs at UCLA say she is not. Our sources say Lindsay suffers from a personality disorder, which is all too common in society and sometimes partly the result of difficulties when growing up in Hollywood. SOURCE

There is of course one other explanation for all of this…

Doctor: Alright Lindsay, what seems to be the problem.

Lindsay: *Pulls out a picture of her mother and father*

Doctor: … I’m just going to prescribe you five million grams of every drug ever created.

Lindsay: Even Viagra?

Doctor: ESPECIALLY VIAGRA.