Lindsay Lohan is miserable without her Adderall

Lindsay Lohan is miserable without her Adderall
May 17, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Lindsay Lohan

Ever since she entered rehab, Lindsay Lohan‘s biggest concern has been the fact that she can’t take Adderall, which she believes she needs control her ADD (and possibly to suppress her appetite and keep her freckled-ass skinny). Well, turns out the Betty Ford Center isn’t all that cool with the fact that she’s using a highly-addictive pill for sh!ts and giggles, so they cut her off and switched her to a less addictive form of the drug without amphetamines. Except oh no! Now Lindsay is gaining weight! Clearly, THIS is the worst thing to ever happen to her career. RadarOnline reports …

Board certified addiction specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky has voiced his concerns in the past over to Radar over Adderall use and addiction saying, “I have had lots of experience with Adderall. There seems to be problematic issues related to Adderall, addicts seem to do okay on Adderall short-term, but as time goes on, the drug becomes an issue.” Making the situation even harder for Lohan, “is the food at Betty Ford is really, really good. Meals are elaborate affairs, featuring lots of delicious desserts. Lindsay just can’t say no to the food. She is complaining that the new medications doctors prescribed, which isn’t amphetamine based, aren’t working. She is just making herself miserable,” the insider revealed.

Let’s be real here: There’s absolutely nothing wrong with Lindsay putting on a little weight. I mean really, what’s the worst that can happen? Guys who had a thing for sickly looking chick will be turned off by the site of a healthy young woman? Lindsay will lose all the stunt-casting roles she got because she was a train wreck and instead she’ll have to start taking more mature, well-rounded parts? Yeah, my heart bleeds for her.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.