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lindsay lohan is in ‘a great place’!

lindsay lohan is in ‘a great place’!
July 19, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Lindsay Lohan was on Twitter talking about her failure of a father, Michael Lohan, claiming that she wanted absolutely nothing to do with him because he’s a giant sack of shit (I’m paraphrasing here) and she’s in a great place. And by great place, she means ‘In rehab, but soon to be in jail because I’m a drug addict in massive amounts of debt and I have no work’. Yeah. Great place.

I don’t want my ex-father anywhere near me no matter where I am. He is crazy and scares me.

I don’t want Michael Lohan Sr. anywhere near me, no matter where I am. I am in a great place and he only brings negativity in my world. SOURCE

While I can see why she might think her father is a crippling disappointment as a human being … really? She thinks she’s finally in a good place? Please. I could throw on a Speedo made of raw meat and jump into a tank full of great white sharks and I’d still be in a better place than LiLo. Hell, the sharks could have lasers on their head and I’d still be in a marginally safer place.