lindsay lohan is gonna be a prison artist!

Fresh off of being handed ninety days in jail and watching as the last shred of her career pretty much up and resigns in protest, Lindsay, Dina and Ali Lohan went to to buy art supplies at Blick. If this were anyone else, I’d be assuming that art was a cute hobby, but considering the presence of White Oprah, this is probably Dina’s way of making sure she can keep milking Lindsay’s name even when she’s locked up …

“Alright sweetie, ever heard of all those prison artists who make shitloads of money off of their work? Same basic idea. Just keep painting so that Mommy can afford the pills that help her forget what a crippling failure she is as a mother. Now where’s your sister Ali? That Linda Lovelace bio-pic is going to go on whether you’re there or not!”



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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.