Lindsay Lohan’s going on vacation now. Genius.

Continuing on today’s theme of Lindsay Lohan saying one thing and then doing the exact opposite, right after Lindsay claimed last week that she can’t seek professional help because she’s broke, it seems our freckled lady of perpetual derp is planning a vacation to Saint-Tropez. So what I’m pulling away from this is that a week-long vacation to a beautiful, sunny beach is cheaper than seeing a shrink?

Despite being warned to finish her community service for shoplifting and drunken-driving convictions on Thursday, troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan is hoping to jet to Saint-Tropez this Thursday and stay until Aug. 2. She has completed just 33 of the 480 hours of her community service, but is already looking forward to parties in the Mediterranean. Problem is, party planners aren’t exactly falling over themselves to invite her to their lavish and sometimes liquor-sponsored bashes. “She’s a liability,” a source said. Lohan’s rep said, “We don’t comment on any [of Lindsay's] travel plans.” SOURCE

Oh fuck off, really? I was almost willing to believe it when Lindsay said she was broke because let’s face it, unless she’s renting on the side I don’t see how she could possibly have a steady source of income since she’s uninsurable box office poison. But now she’s running of to Saint-Tropez in the $1,200 shoes she was wearing when she told the judge she was broke and oh my GOD, the bitch must have naked shots of every judge in California.

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