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Lindsay Lohan is going broke

Lindsay Lohan is going broke

Last year, Lindsay Lohan made $2 Million, so you would figure that she wouldn’t really have any money problems when you consider that people make a fraction of that and still make things work. And besides, it’s not like she ever has to buy clothes, since people just leave them lying around for her all the time! Oh, what a charmed life she must have … rxcept it turns out, gin must be way more expensive than I thought, because she’s apparently going broke fast. TMZ reports …

Lindsay Lohan is careening toward financial ruin … by making stupid business decisions and recklessly stashing her money in unsafe places — this according to her management team. TMZ has seen text messages between Michael Lohan and Lindsay’s lawyer Dave Feldman, discussing Lindsay’s recent promotion deal with an energy drink named Mr. Pink. In the text messages, Michael claims Lindsay was paid $150,000 for the event IN CASH … which Lindsay then gave to her brother Michael Jr. to hold in his bank account for safe keeping. Michael expressed fear that Dina had access to Michael Jr.’s account and would raid it for herself. In the messages, Dave says Lindsay was even more stupid for not including her management team on the Mr. Pink deal because — as Dave says — they could have gotten her even more money for the job … but again, she didn’t. As we reported, Lindsay’s dad is terrified she has fallen back off the wagon and needs a conservatorship because she can’t handle her affairs — and based on these texts, he might have a point.

Well, what did they expect? It’s not like Dina Lohan is employable in any sense of the word, so she’s going to see Lindsay’s money one way or another. I’m just surprised Lindsay isn’t stuffing wads of hundred-dollar bills into empty vodka bottles and throwing them into the ocean for her mother. “What’s that? *Sniff sniff* A couple drops of precious alcohol soaked into my daughter’s money? CHA-CHING! Everything’s coming up Dina!”

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