Lindsay Lohan Is Doing Pretty Well For Herself

Lindsay Lohan Is Doing Pretty Well For Herself
January 18, 2011 JEREMY FEIST

So the results are in, and thus far in the past two weeks, Lindsay Lohan has managed to pass all of her mandatory drug and alcohol tests, despite the fact that her parents are still allowed around her. How she hasn’t had a drink with Dina around is nothing short of a miracle. “Come on, Lynds! Open up for the happy plane! Zooooooom! Here it comes to help us forget our broken dreams!”

The 24-year-old Mean Girls star has had to submit to a series of spontaneous tests and has passed each one that she was forced to take so far, according to her father Michael.
“Lindsay is doing four or five tests a week and she has passed all of them with flying colors,” Michael told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview. SOURCE

On the one hand, this is coming from Michael Lohan, a man who would emphatically tell you that the sky was actually green if someone paid him $5 to do so. On the other hand, we really do wish the best for Lindsay and want her to clean up her act. Not only for herself, but also for us. Seriously, we’re running out of jokes about how your parents are complete failures and why booze is delicious.