Shockingly, it turns out having to spend a month in a beautiful beach house surrounded by family and friends is way better than jail. It turns out while the rest of us have been, you know, actually working, Lindsay Lohan‘s been taking a month off to decorate her house, catch up on some TV and get paid upwards of 25K for shooting a commercial because fuck you middle class, that’s why!
The 24-year-old actress says that since being confined to her 3,000-square-foot home in Venice Beach, Calif., she’s caught up on movies and TV shows, stayed out of the public eye and, most important, had time to finish decorating her house and patio. “I probably wouldn’t have done it had I not been home,” Lohan says in an interview in Life&Style magazine, on newsstands Friday. SOURCE
Once again, I’d just like to point out that this is her punishment for stealing a necklace and breaking parole. You know, something that would normally land anyone else in prison, except Lindsay made one good movie seven years ago so now she doesn’t have to take responsibility for her actions ever again. Someone please tell me that they see how inherently fucked up this is so that I don’t end up grabbing a gavel and turning into a budget version of Judge Dredd.