Lindsay Lohan is considering making a sex tape?

Yesterday, we got word that Lindsay Lohan went to London and had a “private party” with a Prince in exchange for $100,000. Today, we get a report from Showbiz Spy claiming that Lindsay is now seriously considering a $2.5 Million offer to star in a masturbation porno, like Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman. The weird thing is, if she went through with it, Liz & Dick would still be the worst thing she ever did.

“Her acting career is going south and it seems as if people are run­ning scared from working with her – some industry insiders think she’s uninsurable, unreliable and far too much trouble,” said a source. The Source said Lindsay is so desperate for money that she would consider starring in a “self-pleasuring” porn video much like the one filmed by “Octomom” Nadya Suleman. “Lindsay has had offers before, but one particular online porn com­pany has put $2.5 million on the table,” revealed a source.

“If she says yes, the footage will be of­fered to pay-per-view subscribers – and LiLo’s friends say her back is against the wall. Every time her law­yers go to court it’s another $50,000. It’s unsustainable and she must know she’s running out of options fast. A move into porn isn’t ideal – especially if she wants to return to mainstream film acting. But right now, she’s not in a position to pick and choose.”

To be honest, this is probably the best move for Lindsay at this point. She’s been given every opportunity to be a huge star and she’s so far ruined each one progressively. Porn is one of the few careers were failure is nearly impossible: If you can find a way to fail at porn, congratulations! You have found new depths of derp.

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