Well who couldn’t see this one coming: Lindsay Lohan is back in jail (AGAIN) for failing two of her court mandated drug tests because Lindsay Lohan metabolizes cocaine and adderall the way us normal people metabolize food. You see people? This is what happens when you feed your Mogwai after midnight.
Lindsay Lohan has arrived at a Los Angeles jail after a judge refused to set bail until another hearing nearly a month away. Bailiffs escorted the troubled starlet from a Beverly Hills courtroom in handcuffs immediately after the Friday morning hearing that lasted less than 10 minutes. The Mean Girls star arrived at a Los Angeles County jail a short time later, with sheets held up around her to block her from sight. SOURCE
Oh fuck it, I honestly don’t have much of anything left to say at this point. I mean, I guess I could throw a half-hearted mocking laugh in here, but making fun of Lindsay Lohan for going to jail is pretty much the equivalent of making fun of Tila Tequila for being a lying troll-whore or making fun of Spencer Pratt for
being looking like a child predator: It’s what they’re famous for anyway. Why bother fanning the flames?
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