Lindsay Lohan’s house arrest sounds hard!

Hey, remember how Lindsay Lohan got a month-long vacation free from responsibility as a punishment for her misdemeanor? Well, it has officially become a literal party: Lindsay threw a goddamn barbecue with all her friends over the weekend, which I’m sure is exactly what the judge had in mind when they decided to punish the alcoholic, drug-addicted wash-up.

Lindsay Lohan suffered through day 18 of her house arrest yesterday — by having a bunch of friends over to her kick-ass Venice apartment for a super fun rooftop BBQ!!! Lindsay is only expected to serve another 2-and-a-half weeks in captivity … sweet, glorious, relaxing captivity. SOURCE

No, seriously HOW?! Is this how you punish people in Los Angeles? I’ve gotten worse punishments for getting a goddamn C on my report card. Something tells me when her mother first caught her stealing from the liquor cabinet, she just mad her down an entire bottle of vodka. “That’s right … *Hic!* Maybe next time you’ll … you’ll think twice before stealing Mama’s happy drink … until you’re 18, you’re only allowed sizzurp.”

Lindsay Lohan

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