Lindsay Lohan’s house arrest sounds hard!

Hey, remember how Lindsay Lohan got a month-long vacation free from responsibility as a punishment for her misdemeanor? Well, it has officially become a literal party: Lindsay threw a goddamn barbecue with all her friends over the weekend, which I’m sure is exactly what the judge had in mind when they decided to punish the alcoholic, drug-addicted wash-up.

Lindsay Lohan suffered through day 18 of her house arrest yesterday — by having a bunch of friends over to her kick-ass Venice apartment for a super fun rooftop BBQ!!! Lindsay is only expected to serve another 2-and-a-half weeks in captivity … sweet, glorious, relaxing captivity. SOURCE

No, seriously HOW?! Is this how you punish people in Los Angeles? I’ve gotten worse punishments for getting a goddamn C on my report card. Something tells me when her mother first caught her stealing from the liquor cabinet, she just mad her down an entire bottle of vodka. “That’s right … *Hic!* Maybe next time you’ll … you’ll think twice before stealing Mama’s happy drink … until you’re 18, you’re only allowed sizzurp.”

Lindsay Lohan

PHOTO | TMZ

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

Super Fresh Gossip From Around The Web!

Whitney Houston / Yaya Dacosta ANTM's Yaya DaCosta takes on Whitney Houston in Lifetime biopic of the singer's life OMG Blog
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes 'literally could not be more excited' about their baby Celebitchy
Lea Michele and the Glee cast share heartfelt messages about Cory Moneith :( PopSugar
Hugh Jackman recently shaved his head to play Blackbeard in the Peter Pan movie! SOW
Zac Efron has apaprently been hooking up with Michelle Rodriguez since 2011?! The Blemish
Glee's Becca Tobin's boyfriend, Matt Bendik, was found dead in his hotel room! ICYDK
The day we all haven't been waiting for is here, Paris Hilton has a new single out Celebslam
Oh my word ... this is one red carpet fashion disaster that no one should see! Hollywood Tuna
Watch: Sexy Dolce & Gabbana models hit on you ... while they suck on helium! Oh La La
Someone tell Lindsay Lohan that talk is cheap and actions speak louder than words Evil Beet
Brody Jenner went to Reggie Bush's wedding after skipping Kim Kardashian's wedding! Dlisted