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Lindsay Lohan’s hit and run. (Involving a baby!)

Lindsay Lohan’s hit and run. (Involving a baby!)
September 3, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

We honestly couldn’t make this shit up if we tried.

Lindsay Lohan, fresh off her recent stay in jail and rehab, was driving in WeHo when she bumped into a pedestrian. Who was a baby. And then she drove away. For those of you who speak legalese, this is what is known as a hit and run. WITH A BABY!

“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” witness Brayan Jaime told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview. “Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,” Jaime said. “Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.” SOURCE

Aw fuck the what, Lindsay? Are you kidding me? You decide to be all responsible and shit and give an interview to Vanity Fair, and you hit a freakin’ baby? Oh sweetie, this is like the EXACT opposite of what you’re supposed to do … I’m assuming ‘don’t hit babies’ is one of those things they teach you in rehab, right?