Lindsay Lohan has no love from the morgue!

It’s already been established that Lindsay Lohan will be in court tomorrow to face charges of violating her probation, and she’s decided that she’s going to concede that she did actually violate her probation. Apparently, one major part of Lindsay’s plan was that she was going to be using a letter of recommendation from the LA county morgue to help her case and get less jail time. Except whoops! Turns out they hate her, so it looks like they won’t be dealing her her trump card anytime soon. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan figures if the people from the morgue can help dead people, they can do wonders for her, and that’s why she’s asked them for a letter of recommendation for the very skeptical judge. We’re told Lindsay pleaded with a supervisor at the L.A. County Coroner’s Office to write the letter on her behalf … touting that she’s been doing yeoman’s work at corpseville. But our sources say her request got shut down before it reached the man in charge, Ed Winter, and even if it had … there’s no way Winter would have written the letter.

For those of you keeping score at home, LiLo’s chances of not going to jail at this point have just dipped from “snowball’s chance in hell” to “fuck all”. On the plus side, it is fall so I’m sure bright orange will go great not only with her unnatural skin tone, but also the autumnal weather. If she’s lucky, maybe she can even convince Project Runway season nine winner Anya to design her a jumpsuit, because God knows that’s pretty much all she makes at this point!

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