Lindsay Lohan got offered a job from a strip club

Despite the fact that she made something like $2 Million bucks last year, Lindsay Lohan somehow managed to run herself completely broke. Yes, really. I don’t know what special, unique brand of stupid it takes for someone to somehow go broke on $2 Million, but apparently Lindsay has it. Well, worry not Lindsay, for your white knight is here! Sort of. Scores strip club in NYC has offered to pay off Lindsay’s debts to a storage company as well as her rent for the next few months if she does a little PR for them, because hiring LiLo always pans out well for everyone involved. TMZ reports …

We broke the story … Lohan (who’s super broke) fell way behind on her storage bill, and now the contents are set to hit the auction block later this month unless she comes up with $16k, stat. Now, the legendary Scores strip club in NYC is offering to come to Lohan’s rescue — firing off a letter to Lindsay’s lawyer claiming it will foot the entire bill, if she’s willing to do some work for their online site, ScoresLive.com. But the “work” isn’t what you think — Scores says it wants the actress to serve as an online video chat host for it’s website … a job which DOES NOT require nudity. It’s unclear how many “chats” Lohan would be required to host.

Wait, have they not seen what happened the last few times Lindsay worked for anyone? Spoiler alert: She played bumper cars with a truck, and got called out for being unprofessional by Bret Easton Ellis. And when Bret, aka the guy who tries to score coke on Twitter, calls you out for being unprofessional, you’re doing something wrong.

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