Aaaaaaand Lindsay’s Going Back To Jail!

Well that was fast: The Riverside County DA believes that they have enough evidence on Lindsay Lohan to put her away for battery stemming from last month’s incident at The Betty Ford Clinic. The sentence could result in up to six months in jail, but Lindsay is rich and pretty, so that’s probably more like six hours.

As TMZ reported, Dawn Holland, a staffer at Betty Ford, claims Lindsay assaulted and injured her last month after allegedly violating her curfew. Holland — who has since been fired by Betty Ford — notified authorities by a letter obtained by TMZ that she had no interest in pursuing a criminal case. But the Riverside PD now says the case will be submitted to the District Attorney anyway because police believe Lindsay committed a battery and therefore violated her probation. SOURCE

Hmmmmm … I just thought of something … LiLo is a cute, freckled, down-on-her-luck redhead girl who loves the drink, regularly gets bounced from state-owned institution to state-owned institution, and has a pair of abusive parents. Is she an actual human being or a character from Oliver Twist?


BONUS PICTURES: The new happy and healthy Lindsay Lohan gets her work out on at Equinox Gym in West Hollywood, CA on January 10th, 2011.

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