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Lindsay Lohan: Fired and then hired for the Gotti biopic!

Lindsay Lohan: Fired and then hired for the Gotti biopic!

Last night, juuuuuust after my reserves of snark fuel had run out and I needed to sleep in a bathtub full of dove blood to replenish them (it’s how all the best gossip writers work, Michael K. from Dlisted even has a matching dove blood shower), Lindsay Lohan apparently got fired from her role as Victoria Gotti after her management team (which I can only assume consists of her mother, Dina Lohan and Keith Middlebrook‘s gigantic, basketball-like head) demanded too much. But you can’t keep a goo – well, okay woman down, because LiLo not only managed to strong-arm her way back in, but she stole a role that was originally intended for Kim Kardashian! … Wait, Kim was going to be in this movie? Man, this thing is going to suuuuuuuuuuck.

Executive Producer Marc Fiore tells us, Lindsay is no longer going to play Victoria Gotti … but instead will take on the role of John Gotti Jr.‘s daughter-in-law Kim — the role once considered for Kim Kardashian. The turn of events comes hours after Fiore pulled the plug on Lindsay over disagreements with her management — but we’re told Lindsay REALLY wants to be in the film … and personally patched things up with the producer when she heard her people were being difficult. We’re told Lindsay also agreed to act in ANOTHER upcoming Fiore film called Mob Street. SOURCE

So basically, LiLo’s management team pretty much nearly torpedoed her comeback into the ground, all because they got greedy of course. More than anything, I’m just surprised Lindsay was the rational party in all of this.

Dina: Mr. Fiore, my client, Lindsay, demands $50,000,000 for the role plus all profits, and she demands that you encase me in a giant Jell-O shooter from which I may eat my way out.
Keith: And more self-tanner. I need it to live, apparently.
Fiore: OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?! Why would replace it with a giant, orange zeppelin?!

(*Lindsay walks in*)

Lindsay: Sorry I’m late! I’ll take the role and you can pay me whatever you want. I just want to work again.
Fiore: Fine, whatever, just get the tan Hindenburg-Head out of my office!

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