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Lindsay Lohan finally plans to pay Shawn Holley

Lindsay Lohan finally plans to pay Shawn Holley
Lindsay Lohan and Shawn Holley

Lindsay Lohan and Shawn Holley

Can we talk about how much of a saint Shawn Holley must be? Because she represented Lindsay Lohan for years, through major malfunction after major malfunction, apparently never got paid, and ended up getting fired for her troubles. Seriously, I’m pretty sure people have been canonized for less. Anyway, despite the fact that people have been talking for weeks about the hundreds of thousands of dollars Lindsay owes Shawn, Lindsay is only now paying her, and is claiming that she had no idea she owed her anything. From Page Six

She has allegedly forgotten to repay the reported $150,000 to her ex-lawyer Shawn Holley, who was fired a few weeks back. Until a few days ago, Lohan was allegedly “clueless” that she owed Holley the staggering sum but since learning about her outstanding bill, she’s now putting her former attorney as a top priority on her long list of debts to repay, TMZ reports. Even though Lohan is currently lawyered up with Mark Heller, sources told the gossip site that the Mean Girls star has been trying to re-enlist her trusted legal-eagle for Team Lindsay.

Oh, so the bitch was “clueless,” was she? Let’s take a look at this: When Lindsay tried to play sick and got called out for it by TMZ, she was on the first plane to L.A. When LiLo owed Shawn hundreds of thousands of dollars and the entire web kept bringing it up for weeks, it took three weeks for her to figure out that she should probably pay her lawyer. Which seriously makes us wonder how she’s paying her new lawyer. I mean, if we had to guess … blowjobs and lucky rabbit feet? Call it an educated guess.