Lindsay Lohan was fighting over Max George of The Wanted

So by now, you’ve probably heard that Lindsay Lohan was arrested for punching a woman in the mouth, which, you know, typical Thursday for her I guess. Well, it’s been a couple hours, so details of the incident are slowly leaking bit by bit to the press. So far, the story seems to be that Lindsay Lohan wanted the member of The Wanted member Max George, but when she got too drunk for him, he moved onto someone else. So of course, she tried to win him back by punching the other girl in the face. TMZ reports …

We’re told … Lindsay went to the Justin Bieber concert — but not to see the Biebs — “The Wanted” was the opening act … and Lindsay has been scoping Max out for the last few days. Sources say Lindsay tried to get backstage after the concert to see him — but she was blocked. Fast forward to later that evening when Lindsay met up with Max, Jay and Tom at a hotel bar. The four of them — along with one of LiLo’s friends — then went to the club Avenue together.

As the evening wore on, we’re told Lindsay got drunker and drunker … and it turned Max off. He then started talking to another woman, which enraged Lindsay. That woman is the one Lindsay is accused of battering. (FYI — Max was also really drunk).

Wait a minute … drunk horny idiots acted like drunk horny idiots and ended up getting arrested because they couldn’t control themselves? Get out of here. No, really, I am just shocked. SHOCKED I SAY. Next you’ll be telling me that Michael Lohan immediately ran to RadarOnline the first chance he could find to spout off about how he was right. But that would be just crazy and- Oh, what’s that? That’s exactly what happened?

“I TOLD you exactly what would happen and YOU KNOW I was trying to get Dina on board with me for a long time, BUT especially the last two weeks,” he added to RadarOnline, expanding on Lindsay’s growing problems.

You really have to give Michael credit: He has somehow managed to find a way to be both the voice of reason and the cause of it all. Amazing. Truly, truly amazing.

Lindsay Lohan and Max George

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